I'm average, yet I'm more than extraordinary
Hi, I'm Tim and I will acknowledge your reality and substitute it with my own because I don't care what you think, HOOPLAH.
84465The awkward moment when your friends are talking to someone you hate and you’re standing there like…
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david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever
IM SCREAMING
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show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
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